{"product_id":"teachers-pet-scented-candle","title":"Teacher's Pet Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eFresh Apple, Cinnamon, Vanilla, \u0026amp; Unsolicited Validation.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis candle smells like the kid in the front row who reminds the teacher they forgot to collect the homework.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt is aggressively pleasant. A classic, over-achieving blend of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003ecrisp apple, orange peel, and nutmeg\u003c\/b\u003e, grounded by \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"114\"\u003ewarm clove and vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It checks every box. It follows every rule. It is spicy, sweet, and desperately wants you to give it a Gold Star.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up when you need the olfactory equivalent of a pat on the head. It smells like September, sharpened pencils, and being the favorite. Just don't be surprised if your friends start finding you slightly annoying while it burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eThe coworker who \"Replays All\" just to say \"Thanks!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who actually read the instructions before assembling IKEA furniture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eAnyone who peaked in elementary school.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e It got an A on the group project. You did none of the work.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badcat Bath Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47831515955252,"sku":"sku-49874261573825","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/8344\/9396\/files\/IMG_1206.jpg?v=1779645819","url":"https:\/\/recklessandunruly.com\/products\/teachers-pet-scented-candle","provider":"Reckless \u0026 Unruly ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}