{"product_id":"saturday-morning-cartoons-scented-candle","title":"Saturday Morning Cartoons Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemon Zest, Lime, Sugar, Milk, \u0026amp; A lingering fear of trademark infringement.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWe wanted to call this candle by its real name, but our lawyer started hyperventilating. Apparently, a certain cereal company has \"trademarks\" and \"no sense of humor.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eSo, for legal reasons, this candle smells like \"Generic Fruity Breakfast Rings.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBut between us? It smells exactly like the real thing. It’s an aggressive punch of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"83\"\u003esugary lemon, tangy lime, and grapefruit\u003c\/b\u003e, smoothed out by \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"141\"\u003ecreamy vanilla milk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like the era before you had to worry about sugar intake or cease-and-desist letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\"Healing your inner child\" (aka: ignoring your adult responsibilities).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003ePeople who still categorize cereal as a dinner food.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eAvoiding a lawsuit from a toucan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e A sugar high followed immediately by a nap.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badcat Bath Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47831515889716,"sku":"sku-47924097351873","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/8344\/9396\/files\/IMG_1183_e4b35147-e487-4127-8846-1d62b0d3d67e.jpg?v=1779645819","url":"https:\/\/recklessandunruly.com\/products\/saturday-morning-cartoons-scented-candle","provider":"Reckless \u0026 Unruly ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}