{"product_id":"corporate-zen-scented-candle","title":"Corporate Zen Scented Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSmells Like: \u003cspan\u003eGreen Bamboo, Spearmint, Coconut Milk, \u0026amp; Mandatory Mindfulness.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThis candle smells exactly like the lobby of a tech startup that is actively laying off 10% of its workforce. It is fresh. It is clean. It is completely devoid of human emotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eIt opens with sharp \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"20\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003espearmint and pineapple\u003c\/b\u003e—bright and \"agile,\" just like your new project manager. The heart is all \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"117\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ebamboo and green floral\u003c\/b\u003e, reminiscent of that expensive \"living wall\" in the breakroom that died three months ago. Finally, it settles into a creamy \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"265\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003ecoconut milk\u003c\/b\u003e base, soothing you into a false sense of security before your next performance review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eLight this up to recreate the ambiance of a \"Wellness Room\" you aren't allowed to use because you have too many deliverables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eBurning during Zoom meetings that could have been emails.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\"Self-Care\" (aka: staring at a spreadsheet until your eyes bleed).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003ePeople whose love language is \"Pizza Party instead of a Raise.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like success. Feels like burnout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Badcat Bath Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47831515594804,"sku":"sku-49874262589633","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/8344\/9396\/files\/IMG_1200.jpg?v=1779645819","url":"https:\/\/recklessandunruly.com\/products\/corporate-zen-scented-candle","provider":"Reckless \u0026 Unruly ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}